Sunday, September 25, 2005

Classic glamour

I was playing poker with the boys a few nights ago and got to that level of conversation: Who would win in a bar fight; Clint Eastwood or Steve McQueen.

Some where very quick to judge and answer right away, again leading to variations of the same question: Who would win in a street fight; James Cann or Joe Pesci. Who would win in a car race; Richard Petty, king of the red necks or A.J. Foyt...and so on. Well leave it up to me to introduce the this question:

What classic movie star would be best in bed. On one hand, Natalie Wood or Audrey Hepburn, on the other.

My pick..............why don't you put your hand together.

I've always had a thing for Natalie Wood. I mean she was absolutely gorgeous. Those eyes, that cute nose. Those lips. The same could be said for Audrey Hepburn. That little girl look in her eyes, that confidence in her walk, and yet seemed to be so innocent. Both of them. It did seem that Natalie Wood was more confident, in her innocents; more like she would take charge with words alone. Looking deeply into your eyes, whispering just under her breath. I bet she would lay down the law; "This is how your going to fuck me and I want done like I said." The kind of girl that made you fucker. That would make like it a little rough and hard in bed, would like to be spanked hard, and pull her hair as you call her your little fuck toy...

As for Audrey Hepburn, she more would be abit more opposite of Natalie Wood. She too would take a bit of charge but would want tobe be pampered. She would expect your to lead her by the hand and gently woo her into bed. But once your got her there, that little mouse roared like a lion. She might whimper and cry a bit, but when she was about to cum...BAM, she let it all out. With her, she might have not have liked for your to spank her or maybe even cum on her face. She would seem more like the one that ask you to kindly pull out to cum on her bonny ass. Not like Natalie. I bet she would let your cum on her face with out you even asking.

Of course this is all speculation, and in my demented world, I wish it where all true. Which leads me to my question I presented to the table: Who would would take it a D.P.; Jennifer Love Hewitt or Holly Combs. Put your hands together.

Saturday, September 17, 2005

The "Getting" off ramp

A while back I posted that I had purchased the "Ramp" from The Liberator Site. I just wanted to post and update on it's use so far.

GOOD GOD ALMIGHT!



Not only does it give her something comfortable to lay on when we do it doggie style, but I get in deeper. She even said so. "You where in so deep that I thought you where going to poke it all the way thru my belly"

Not only that, I have her laying on it facing up at me, and I hit the back of her pussy so good that she was just dripping full of her own juices. There are still a few more positions that we want to try. I recomend to everyone to buy it. Buy the ramp or the wedge. I know we'll be using it everything we fuck.

Friday, September 16, 2005

This gene pool needs some bleach.


There is a reason why Darwin explained the theory of "Extinction caused by Natural Selection" I hope for man's sake that these two never reproduce again. I just don't understand why these two are allowed to have children....then again, I don't understand the world of Bratty Spears. I would, however love to know if she fucks better than she sings. I'm almost sure that she fucks better than she sings. Lord knows that she cant sing.

Thursday, September 15, 2005

The sex education I wished I had in high school.




In the early 80's when I was in was a high school sophomore, I had already had a few sexual encounters with girls. In fact, I was 13 the first time I had sex. Long story for another time. When it came time to take health education, we all knew that the topic of sex was on the syllabus. Luck for me, the class was being taught by my JV baseball coach, who had a simple and no scientific way of getting us to understand sex. After all he was a baseball player at first, and educator second. He had a masters in KPE, and a second BA in History. Nice guy at heart. When it came time to talk about sex, he told us that the information he was going to present to us was no way a license to have sex.......sorry coach, I just got laid before 3rd period. There was a girl in our class, who at the time was dating a rock musician from a band here in L.A. She went from class geek in Jr. High to the class tramp in High School over night. She would come to class dressed in tight leather skirts, cut-off shirts, lacey bras, and(what drove me wild) garters and stockings. SHE WAS 15! AND SHE KNEW WHAT SHE WAS DOING TO ALL THE GUYS IN SCHOOL. I don't think any of us walked with out our pee-chee folders in front of our 501's, hiding our hard on's.

A few months ago, I went to pick up some more lube at the adult store in town and came across a series of DVD's. All with different "HOW TO" or "GUIDE TO" in the title. I read the cover and figured what do I have to lose but a few bucks. There's bound to be some useful information on this thing? Besides I know that they have to show you how it works, in a practical matter; meaning some hot porn! So I purchased the lube and the DVD "HOW TO MAKE LOVE TO A WOMEN" Well shit-fire, I think I would know how to do that, I know how to work the machinery, I'm in the union! I took it home to preview it before my love came home, in hopes that there would be some useful information she would get from this. Boy, this was the best thing I have bought from that shop so far. I viewed it, listen and learn quiet a few things from it. One, I had to pay more attention to her. Not just to what she was saying, but how her body was reacting, how her hips where moving. I learned that in order to make her cum, she needs to know that she is safe and secure with me. How do you ensure that, by letting her relax and trust you and touch her. Not to jump into the fun house, but to be invited in. Just because it says "Free admittance when wet" doesn't mean that the house is ready for the General Jim and the twins.

We viewed it later that week, when "our daughter" was out, and told her that this was not just a porn, but it was something that would help her, as well as us, in communicating our desires to each other. SHE LOVED IT! SHE LOVED IT! SHE FUCKING LOVED IT! She loved it so much, that we never finished the DVD. The part that did her in was where Nina is talking about how women love to have their pussy lips rubbed. Just rubbed. That's all, just rubbed. And that if you work them in the right direction, you can use her lips to rub her clit in way that will make her wet in no time. THAT SHIT WORKS! She was ready to go and so was I and bam, the General and his troops took hold of that mound and made her cum a good-hard three times. We still haven't finished the DVD, but have used most of the information on there to enhance our sex lives. I did manage to go back and buy another DVD, this one call "Nina guide to multiple Orgasms" Again, more information on how to make her relax, where to focus your attention, but geared more toward the women in the home viewing arena. She loves this one to, and is learning to take control of her orgasms and when to let them go. Letting them build up and savor them. I wish the coach would have played these in class.


Tuesday, September 06, 2005

Labor day weekend

The holiday weekend started out kinda a slow. Friday night we met up with her friend and husband and two kids at Dave and Busters. She came home and woke me from my nap, told me that we needed to shower up and get going. GREAT! Into the shower I go, soap up and next thing I know, she is reaching around me washing my balls! Now my boys are all worked up and General Jim is getting hard. I turn around and start to tease her clit by rubbing it with the head of my cock. This starts to get her worked up, her pussy is getting slick and in goes the general. An all out amphibious assault. I start pumping away, she is panting, when the worst think could happen while having sex in the shower.

NO MORE FUCKING HOT WATER!

We both finish rinsing off the soap and shampoo and start to curse "our daughter". The queen of the long hot shower. I heard her get in the shower just before my fiance got home. I didn't stop to think that she would be taking that long and using all the hot water. BITCH!
Anyway, we head out to D&B, drank a few beers, had some food, played a few games(dam kids kept stealing my tickets at skeet ball) and got the general gossip on other friends. We both wanted to fuck when we got home, but we had a long day ahead of us on Saturday.
Saturday started off in a good way. We both slept in, made some coffee and hopped in the shower again. I asked her if the text message I sent her to her cell phone got her a little horny, she said that "yes it made my pussy kinda quiver thinking about it". What did I send....."I want 2 fuck you from behind really hard." She also told me that whenever I rub my cock up against her she gets a bit excited too. Well all that dirty talk woke the General up and I started to beat off in the shower. She looks down and askes me what the hell am I doing. "Beating off. You want to watch or you want to help?" Like a good little girl(she is two years older than me) she jumps in and starts to beat me off. I begin to help her out and rub her clit. I was very surprised to feel her juices already beginning to flow. I mean she was ready to fuck, and all I did was just start to tug my cock for a bit. This is something new.....I asked her if the sight of me jacking off got her wet, and to my delight she said yeah,"...and the faces you make when your getting close to cuming are fun to watch." FUNNY HOW? FUNNY LIKE A FUCKING CLOWN FUNNY? She then takes my cock and inserts into her pussy. She is so wet and so hot that I just about blow after a few pumps. Don't worry there is enough hot water this time.

I only give her a taste, just something to keep the edge off until we have more time to fuck. "I hope you plan on finishing what you started today and last night?" Maybe I do, may be I don't. All this teasing and foreplay I see is starting to take it's toll on her and she is one horny bitch. I really didn't plan on it working out like this. I just want to be able to have the time to give her a good, long and spine breaking fuck. What is wrong with that. I know that after she cums a few times, like 3 or 4, her pussy is sopping wet. I mean, I pump away and you can her it! All wet and gooey. Like if your where to squeeze a wet sponge in your hand, the sound it makes..........
So Saturday is long, but fun. BBQ, soaking up the sun, talking shit with family, and homeward bound we go. Now here is the day I've been planning.

A good and hearty SUNDAY MORNING FUCK!

Let me just say thank you to all who have a blog here, and opening up your sex lives to the world. I know that it can be strange to talk about something so personal and intimate to strangers, faceless strangers, but we love the same thing. The act of sex and the pleasures it brings us. I'll read a few blogs and search for a few new ones and start to get hard. I even start to give myself a quick rub if the sex is hot enough. Well, I take that into the bed room. I have a raging hard-on, and I start to message her pussy. She slowly wakes up and giggles abit. She tells me that if feels good and to get her pocket rocket out. I fire up her little friend and start to rub it on her clit. It doesn't take long before she is panting, taking deep breaths and moaning. I keep a steady rhythm, watching her arch her back abit, which tells me she is about to cum. So I press a little harder, moving a little faster. But by then she is thrusting her back up off the bed, holding her breath, watching her face turn red and cumming hard. With a deep gasp for she falls back onto the bed. Now it's my turn!

As I was rubbing her clit with her pocket rocket, she was returning the favor by squeezing the precum out of my very sensitive head, lubing up my cock and stroking it between moans. She almost made me cum a few times, it was difficult to, but I had to pull away. I position myself over her and rub the head of my cock over her clit, for what was just a few seconds, but to her it was a long torture of an over stimulated clit. I knew that this would get her already sopping wet pussy even wetter. Tilting my hips back, my cock slips in with no effort what-so-ever. I have her so wet and so hot that I swear that I'm about to blow! I spend a more than a few good minutes in the ol' missionary position before I roll her on her side.
She is on her right side, with her left leg curled up to her chest. I enter her side-ways and slowly pump away. This makes her pussy so much tighter that I have to have a distraction. Enter the feather duster. It's a tiny little thing that we got in Karma Saurta kit. I start to drag this on her back, her hips, her butt cheeks, down her crack, down the back of her thighs......it is totally driving her crazy, and gives me something to think about as her tight, hot, wet pussy is wrapped around my cock. I got a good rhythm going, but on this day her moans and whimpers got me to blow early. I must have had my cock ring sooooooo tight that when I blew, it flew across her ass over her back, on her hair and on my pillow! That was the first shot, I had a few more that land on her neck and shoulders........man. I could hear it land on the pillow too! That send her laughing and me still jerking my self off to get every last drop out. She was laughing so hard, that it didn't matter that she had a huge wad of cum in her hair.
"I could totally here it fly by my head." It's like being in a war zone baby........

With that, the next day was just a fuck all kind of day. Went to a friends house, BBQ again, met up with my friends and their kids, did some swimming and came home ready to fuck again......man something about spending a few hours with kids wears you out. I'm trained for marathons, and played baseball most of my life. But nothing wears me out more that playing with kids...and they aren't even mine! We want to have children, and plan on it, but we both know what a damper it will make on our sex life. Something we have to think about, but willing to take the leap forward. I was so tired that I can't wait for the next holiday do I can really rest up.