Love in the modern age.

Remember the old days when you passed notes to that guy or girl you had a crush on in school. You used the same sheet of paper, flirted and even set up dates on that sheet of paper. Well, now I guess kids are using their cell phones to pass notes in class, until they get caught and the teacher takes their phone away. The following is some cell phone text messages sent back between my wife-to-be and I one day while at work.

RSA: U horny? Need some cock? Want 2 get spanked?

Her: Uh huh

RSA: U wet?

Her: lil bit

RSA: How bad U want it?

Her: real bad

RSA: What will u do 4 it.

Her: beg

RSA: Promise? I'm already getting hard.

Her: Just how I like it

RSA: I'm getting hard.

Her: yup

RSA: From behind

Her: yup

RSA: Beg 4 it

Her: Pls give me cock

RSA: I have a wet spot on my jeans

Her: Nasty

RSA: Luv u

Her: luv u 2 CU @ home


I still like the old way of passing notes.

The end result

The is the end result of reading some of your blogs. The ones that I have linked to, and others, have contributed to some much needed handy work, and wonderful advise that I have used in the bedroom.
Keep'em cumming, so that I can too.

Ramp update

After some preliminary research, my fiance and I have found that, for the best penetration, allowing for optimal achievement of an orgasm, the following two positions are in current use.



Please use this information for research only. Results may vary due to the size and duration of your love making.

License frame fun

Now a days, the frame around your license plate gets as much personal attention as your car or your vanity plate. Saw this the other day on an Toyota.

IF YOUR RIDING MY ASS

YOU BETTER BE PULLING MY HAIR

....a women after my own heart.

The dangers of "spooning"

The other morning, when my alarm went off, I knew I had about 40 more minutes before I had to get up for work.

I reached over, turned off the alarm and rolled back towards her. I snuggled up next to her as close as I could. She sleeps in the buff, which is good for me, because you know how much I like to rub my cock between her cheeks.

Well good thing I don't this time around, because it would have been tragic. WHY?

Let's just say that she has been eating more fiber and certain....Gases, have been escaping her at night. Thankfully they have been oderless gases. I was protected. I had on a pair of shorts, and was not near the main shock of the....Explosion.

I did tell her later that night of what came out of her ass. She laughed. Told me that payback was a bitch........just wait until I come back from the chill cook-off next week.

Shaving

For most women, shaving is a necssary evil. Your legs, armpits and even your pussy. For men, it's every bit as a hassle. Every day. Hot water, cream, razor and after shave balm. Well for the past 5 years or so I've also had to spend a little extra time in the shower shaving other areas. Let me preface this buy saying that this all came out of a bet I lost while playing golf with my buddies.
It was right around Easter, and we said wouldn't it be funny if you gave your wife or girlfriend an Easter basket with sex toys. Leave it up to me to take it to the next level and say,"Why don't you just shave your nuts, draw some rabbit ears on the head of your cock and sit on a pile of that plastic green shit that they use to fill the kids' basket up with, and and tell her to give your her Cottontail." We all laughed, several holes and beers later, the bet came up; the one furthest away from the pin had to shave their nuts and make an Easter basket with them.

From that day onward, I've always shaved my balls. So much so that I now can not go more that three or four days with out needing to shave. When I first started to date my now fiance, I was abit worried that she would think I was a freak for shaving my nuts. Well I am, but I didn't care. In fact she was pretty surprised when she finally felt my balls the first time. If I recall, she was giving me a hand job and I told her to use her other hand to rub my balls. She look down and said, "Hey, do you shave your ball?" Why, yes. Yes I do. They become more sensitive. In that is a fact that I have noticed. I love when the lube or her own juices start to run all over my balls. And when she is sucking on my balls, I can feel more heat from her mouth. The up side to that, no pubis in her mouth to pick out.

It wasn't shortly after that, that I was able to convince her to shave her pussy. She was very reluctant to do so. After I told her how much more pleasure I felt after shaving my balls, she went as far as trimming it down to a smooth 5 o'clock shadow. Now I've had been down on one or two bald pussys in my days. Just something about not having to beat back the bush to get to the nub of pleasure. I can dart my toung inside her and not have a short and curly poke me in the nose or in the eye.....I've seen some bushy bitches. One friend of my said that one girl he was dating was so hairy, that he just could not go down on her, much less have sex with her. He said it was like sticking his cock in a pad of steel wool..................yeah.........mmmmm

Anyway, which do you prefer. Hairy nuts, or smooth balls.