THE END OF THE WORLD AS WE KNOW IT.

The end of the world is near! The prophecies of are clear! Time has come to an end!

How do I know this? Because Barry FUCKING Bonds just pass George Herman "Babe" Ruth for second on the all-time home run list.

GREAT FUCKING GOD, WHY HAVE YOUR FORSAKEN ME AND MY LOVE FOR THE GAME OF BASEBALL! WHY HAVE YOU ALLOWED THIS TO HAPPEN. WHY HAVE THE BASEBALL GODS LET ME DOWN.

He stood there, in his usuall arrogant self, and watched the ball clear the right-center field fence. He troted around, in his arrogant swagger, and tried to look humble.

At the post-game press confrence, he tried to sound humble, and simple, and and bask in the thought that there people out there who call him the greatest player ever. WRONG!

If Fuck face Barry was the greatest player, wouldn't you think that he would have been in the World Series every fucking year, since his rookie year of 1986? He's only been in one.

If Fuck face Barry was the greatest player, wouldn't you thing that he would have won at least ONE, one, one, 1, UNO, World Series ring. The Giants lost that series to the Angels in 2002.

If Fuck face Barry was the greatest player, wouldn't you thing that he would have more that three years of 40 or more stolen bases. He currently ranks 30th with 506, 900 behind another fuck face, Ricky Henderson with 1,406

If Fuck face Barry was the greatest player, wouldn't come closer to Ted Williams single season batting average of .409, set back in 1941. The highest he has hit was .370 in 2002.

If Fuck face Barry was the greatest player, wouldn't you think that he would have gotten at least one base hit in 57 consecutive games? The record set my Joe DiMaggio with 56 in 1941.

If Fuck face Barry was the greatest player, wouldn't you think that he would have played in more than 2,632 consecutive game? Why doesn't he ask Cal Ripkin how to do that.

If Fuck face Barry was the greatest player, wouldn't you think that he would have more than 4,256 base hits? I bet you Pete Rose dose.

The one record that Barry has is that he has passed the "Babe" in the all-time list for home runs.

We all know that Barry took steriods to juice up and hit 73 home runs in 2001, because the following year his numbers fell of to the same level as the year before, which was 49 in 2000 and 46 in 2002.

We all know that ex-teammates hate his ass, and given the opprotunity call him out on this steriod issue, look what has happend to Sammy Sosa. He left the game, nobody wanted to deal with him and the roids he took.

Let me just close with this, and them resume regular sexual programing:

THE BABE DID IT WITH HOT DOGS AND BEER, BARRY DID IT WITH CLASSLESS AMOUNTS OF PEROSNAL GREED AND PILLS. I PRAY TO THE BASEBALL GODS THAT THEY NEVER LET YOU IN TO THE HALL, IF THEY DO, JUST BE READY ON THAT SUNDAY IN AUGUST, IN UPSTATE NEW YORK, IN 2011, THE WORLD WILL GO DARK. HELL WILL FREEZE AND PIGS WILL FLY, AND THE WORLD WILL COME TO AN END.

btw, I bleed blue.